Trump News: Stormy Daniels Compares Trump’s Penis to Toad From Mario…Well…Ouch! (13 MEMES)

An adult actress, Stormy Daniels, who had an alleged affair with POTUS Donald Trump, has released a book “Full Disclosure,” where she compares President’s dick to Toad From Mario Kart.

See the details and cool memes on Nexter.org.

New book of Stormy Daniels

Source: St. Martin’s Press

Stormy Daniels wants readers to know her life is “a lot more interesting than an encounter with Donald Trump,” however, her new book tells more about POTUS’ genitalia than we would wish to know.

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The new details of her alleged meeting with Trump at Lake Tahoe in 2006, revealed for the first time in Daniels’ book, “Full Disclosure,” include a spicy description of his penis and gross body details.

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting f****** by a guy with Yeti pubes and a d*** like the mushroom character in Mario Kart.” Moreover, Daniels described Trump’s penis as “unusual,” comparing the “smaller than average” but not “freakishly small” First Dick to a “huge mushroom head.”

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Also, the book includes some stories from her life and childhood. But, who really cares?

And here go memes tsunami:

3D version of Trump’s penis

According to Daniels, these are POTUS’ Yeti pubes and Toad penis

That is probably the way Trump’s anatomy looks like

Toad from Mario Kart will never be the same for us

He’s sad to be compared with President’s genitalia

Reference to US-China trade war is magnificent

He and his Toad-penis

Another version of Trump’s genitalia

Yeti pubes can be different, indeed 

Donald Trump, what can you say about yourself? 

Perfect company: Toad with Yoshi eggs and some kind of liquid coming out of his head 

And here goes Toad with stylish Trump-haircut 

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Trump News: Stormy Daniels Compares Trump's Penis to Toad From Mario...Well...Ouch! (13 MEMES)

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An adult actress, Stormy Daniels, who had an alleged affair with POTUS Donald Trump, has released a book "Full Disclosure," where she compares President's dick to Toad From Mario Kart.

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