Where Do They Always Get Strawberries or 18 Totally Unrealistic “Sexy” Things People Do in Movies

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Do you really think women wear only lace lingerie all the time? Nexter.org busted a bunch of “sexy” movie cliches.

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1. Let’s start with the most cliche one – putting random fruits in each other mouths. Where do they even find those?

2. They never show you how men put a condom on. What is that supposed to mean?

3. Also, you will never see them using lube like there is no such thing.

4. Sex in the shower is the most embellished thing EVER. Nobody slips, no one got water in their mouths, eyes…well, everywhere. How does that work?!

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5. Speaking about unusual places they have sex in – all of them seem to have wonderfully sturdy tables as well as super clean floors.

6. Why does nobody ever sweat like a pig? Everyone is so perfectly shiny… gosh

7. What about women looking so happy suffocating when men grab them by the neck? Umm

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8. Let’s talk about cuddles now. They always look so pleased and comfortable spooning, when we all know that her hair always gets in his face, you can barely breathe and arms are getting numb. Not that cute in reality, am I right?

9. Also, cuddles after sex? Oh, don’t even get me started. In movies they just leisurely lying in bed for HOURS, when in real life you rush to the shower and/or to the toilet almost immediately.

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10. Oh, and when sex last literally all night and nobody gets tired. How does that work?

11. Besides doing it for a hundred hours in a row, they also have some time to master new crazy sexual positions. If these people are not Superman, I’m not buying it.

12. And those people who say they’re kinky, but we never see them trying BDSM or something? Only something light and sweet. Why are you lying?!

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13. And when people rip somebody’s clothes off? A couple of questions here: how are you so strong and how nobody is ever mad about it?

14. FYI, wearing matching lingerie when you weren’t preparing for the date is a myth.

15. What about the noises in the movies? They are whether way too loud for no reason whatsoever, or there is a complete silence like nothing happens. How about finding a middle ground?

16. Furthermore, women in movies seem to never have periods. Like, c’mon.

17. Why do they never show women playing with their sex toys? Stop denying this.

18. Oh, and those quiet, calm women who then totally forget about their nature and perform perfect strip tease? Have you ever met a woman like this in real life??


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