8 Craziest and Most Hilarious Headlines We Survived in 2018 – Yes, Stormy Daniels and Kanye West Are In the List

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December is a time of the year when we all want to recollect in memories the most important or most hilarious moments of the past twelve months. So, Nexter.org offers you to remember the craziest things happened in 2018 that provoked these wild headlines.

1. Trump bragged that his “nuclear button” was bigger than Kim Jong-un’s

Let’s start early. During his annual address to the nation, Kim Jong-un announced that North Korea could easily strike the United States with nuclear missiles. In response, Trump went full dick measuring contest and tweeted, “I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his.”

2. Kanye West suggests slavery was a ‘choice’ in heated TMZ segment

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Always the provocateur, Kanye West continued his tradition of terrible takes by suggesting that slavery was a “choice” during a tense TMZ segment.

“We’re mentally in prison,” he said during the heated debate. He also extolled Trump and “freedom of thought.”

3. IHOP rebrands as IHOb, and then re-rebrands as IHOP

Remember when IHOP changed its name to IHOb, and then went back to IHOP after a month? Yeah, that happened this year.

Concluding a massive social media feud that all of Brand Twitter tried to jump in on, IHOP called the whole stunt “the time we faked it.” OK.

4. The world roots for a raccoon scaling a skyscraper

This is the only piece of news that matters, honestly. When a little raccoon somehow ended up scaling a skyscraper in Minneapolis, the internet watched, enraptured for a whole day and a half. Let’s be real: We all had a newfound appreciation for life when the raccoon safely made it to the top.

5. Stormy Daniels compared Donald Trump’s penis to mushroom character in Mario Kart

Let’s all take a moment to remember the day that the nation as a collective force lost whatever remaining hope we had left.

An excerpt of Stormy Daniel’s tell-all “Full Disclosure” went public and horrified everyone with its description of Trump’s dick. Recounting her affair with Trump, she described his junk as “a huge mushroom head … like a toadstool” and then compared it to the “mushroom character in Mario Kart.”

6. Trump-themed dating app leaks users’ personal data

Source: Donald Daters

Yes, there is a dating app called Donald Daters. You probably don’t want to use it though — aside from the lukewarm takes and endless sea of pastel shorts, the app also leaked its users’ personal data.

Sorry, MAGA lovers, you’ll have to find another safe space for your dating pool.

7. Deer poacher sentenced to watch Bambi in prison

Source: Getty Images

A poacher has been ordered to watch the Disney film Bambi repeatedly after he was convicted of illegally killing “hundreds” of deer. Missouri hunter David Berry Jr must view the film at least once a month during his year-long sentence.

He was arrested in August along with two family members for killing the deer, taking their heads and leaving their bodies to rot, prosecutors said. It is reportedly one of the biggest poaching cases in Missouri history.

8.  Traces of poo found on every McDonald’s ordering touchscreen tested in UK

Source: Getty Images

The research conducted by The Metro found that the new McDonald’s touchscreen machines that have been rolled out at restaurants across the country have coliforms (bacteria found in living organisms).

Metro.co.uk’s study with the university’s school of human sciences involved swabs taken from eight McDonald’s restaurants. Six in London and two in Birmingham.


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