‘Fortnite’ Porn Parody Called “Fortnut” is Here For You But We’re Not Sure You’ll Want To Masturbate to THAT

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Okay, remember that company that kind of ruined your favorite childhood TV shows and films with their porn masterpieces? Strokémon, SpongeKnob SquareNuts, Dick & Morty and many more are now followed by “Fortnite” parody called – Fortnut.

Source: WOODROCKET AND PORNHUB

WoodRocket has dropped a new porn parody – Fortnut

Meet a new porn parody on the most popular game of this year — Fortnite Battle Royale. Made by WoodRocket and Pornhub, Fortnut, written by porn star April O’Neil, shows us the main characters and their dirty usernames like boner_jammz69, urM0msuxxx and vagninja. Thinking about taking some of them for yourself, aren’t you?

Fortnut features almost everything you expected from a porn parody of Fortnite: making out llamas, fights and sex. Obviously, there’s also really bad CGI, awkward acting, not-a-good-kind-of silly humor, a dildo gun (sure, why not), and an idol porn star April O’Neil, Tommy Pistol, Patty O’Gasm, Missy Martinez and Seth’s Beard as Testiclehead (yeah, you’ve read it correctly, we’re going to get there soon).

Source: WOODROCKET AND PORNHUB

Testiclehead is the porn version of Fornite’s Tomatohead. ““Sorry I save my real money for real things. I guess the money you spent on skins should have been spent on not dying in the first few minutes of the game, dick,” O’Neil’s character taunts after Testiclehead gets taken out in the trailer.

So, what else? Two llama piñatas hump each other, players parachute into Testicle Town, hitting one another in the head with dildos – all you can find in this porn masterpiece.

Source: WOODROCKET AND PORNHUB

“Hey, guys, Pussy Sparkles here!” a woman wearing a polka-dotted tank top and gigantic headphones says into a camera. “Tonight,” she continues, “we’re playing Fornut!”

Also, some kind of fourth wall breaking phrases are featured in the porn too, “Are we in a porn parody,” porn star Tommy Pistol says to the viewer in the middle of the trailer, “or what?”

Source: WOODROCKET AND PORNHUB

This parody was released nearly a week after Fortnite birthday!  To celebrate the anniversary, Epic launched a Fortnite patch with various cakes, attribues, loot boxes to get a festive spirit.

See the trailer of ‘Fornite’ Porn Parody: “Fortnut” and share your thought about it with us: 

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No, it’s not only the burger, that’s also the loot llamas and a 1980s police car appeared in several corners of the world and Nexter.org has some theories why.

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'Fortnite' Porn Parody Called "Fortnut" is Here For You But We're Not Sure You'll Want To Masturbate to THAT
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