Elon Musk Has HUGE Penis and We Have a Proof – Azealia Banks at Grimes and Musk’s House MEMES
Azealia Banks claims on Instagram she waited in LA “for days” in Elon Musk’s house for Grimes to collaborate. Recently, she also posted lots of screenshots of the conversation between her and an unknown person alleged to be Grimes that revealed Musk has a giant penis and took Tesla private at $420 as a weed joke.
What’s that? A new hype? See what’s Nexter.org has to say about this ridiculous situation.
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August 20:
Elon Musk deletes his Instagram and Banks claims he has her phone. Okay, now everything got serious!
“Honestly, what the fuck is even going on,” she asks in one of the videos. “What the actual fuck is going on?” Also, she posted some screenshots stating she and Musk have now attorneys involved.
Here are the possible theory. We do hope that Musk and Grimes will soon clarify the situation:
August 19:
Grimes and Musk stop following each other on Instagram, and Musk unfollowed Grimes on Twitter. People started rumors about their break-up, but who knows what it can be.
August 18:
And here’s how a penis story begins!
Banks posted lots of screenshots with her texting Grimes on her Instagram story. “Elon Musk has been tapping my phone all week,” she claimed. Also, Grimes says about Musk’s “weird accent that doesn’t actually exist,” but doesn’t forget to mention his “giant dick.”
Moreover, Banks calls Elon Musk a “wild thornberry” and notices that Grimes has “skinny coochie and it’s probably tight.”
“God, why I’m reading it”, you may wonder.
Azealia Banks posting conversations with Grimes about Elon Musk and claims he's tapping her phone pic.twitter.com/XLaWCjUTUN
— ™ (@908hoe) August 18, 2018
Taking Tesla private at $420
On August 7,
Tesla CEO Elon Musk published a letter Tuesday detailing his motive for taking the company private.
The letter was published to Tesla’s website about two and a half hours after his tweet Tuesday afternoon that said he wants to take the company private at $420 per share.
In one of the screenshots, Grimes (presumably) says that Musk “got into weed” because of her and the stock would be worth $419 each. “So he rounded up to 420 for a laugh and now the sec is investigating him for fraud.”
Source: Instagram
August 13:
A spokesperson for Musk told Business Insider via email “Elon has never even met Ms. Banks or communicated with her in any way,” so, who knows, maybe it’s Banks is the one seeking for cheap advertisement?
So, looks like Elon Musk has seen Azealia Banks only in the titles of the recent media posts.
August 10:
Azealia Banks & Grimes collab
An American rapper and singer, Azealia Banks says she waited in Elon Musk’s house for several days for Grimes (SpaceX CEO’s girlfriend and famous singer), claiming they were about to collaborate.
However, that’s not the point of a new meme. The funniest thing Banks mentioned in her Story on Instagram is that her experience being a guest of Musk’s home is “real life episode of Get Out.”
Source: Instagram
We know, you’re sick of the hype around Elon Musk, but check this out: in an interview with Business Insider, Banks said she came at one of Musk’s homes Friday and left only Sunday.
“I saw him in the kitchen tucking his tail in between his legs scrounging for investors to cover his [ass] after that tweet,” she said. “He was stressed and red in the face.”
“They bring me out there on the premise that we would hang and make music,” Banks said in a DM. “But his dumbass kept tweeting and tucked his dick in between his ass cheeks once shit hit the fan.”
The consequences we adore
Any Elon Musk-related hilarious situation, real or made-up one, becomes an inspiration for a brand-new meme that will live only for a week in the best case.
How Grimes would react:
Grimes pretending she didn’t know Azealia Banks was at her house all weekend. pic.twitter.com/d0q8Udtdto
— Nadia Oh (@NadiaOhYo) August 13, 2018
Azealia Banks revenge:
Azealia Banks looking for Grimes in Elon’s house pic.twitter.com/yZshEsYImJ
— Matt (@mttspdfr) August 13, 2018
The trio we waited for (no):
Who said this was Grimes finally showing up to meet Azealia Banks at Elon Musk’s House? pic.twitter.com/YeqKjzJvUr
— Mike T (@majtague) August 13, 2018
Musk probably didn’t expect to see her anyway:
Azealia Banks, Grimes, and Elon Musk this weekend at Elon’s mansion
pic.twitter.com/sKkfy6QAqt— Dad Girls Club (@KimCordashian) August 13, 2018
Maybe, it all was Grimes’ idea?
azealia banks eating all of elon musks food as she waits for grimes to return pic.twitter.com/tKCFwgQJoY
— rainbeaux (@rainbeauxlayne) August 12, 2018
Nothing like “Get Out,” looks quite comfortable:
The strong woman gets what she wants:
Some people just found this whole situation absurd:
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