Kicking Your Partner in the Head While in 69 Position + 19 Most Awkward Things That Can Happen During Sex

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Everybody faces these awkward situations when it’s about intimate moment but reading about it and knowing that you’re not alone in it, is always fun as hell.

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Crying and laughing at the same time

1. Your nose starts running while you’re going down on someone.

2. So everytime you go to look up at them to give them a cheeky look, you have a long dribble of snot running down from your nose to your mouth.

3. You suddenly feel the urge to cough violently in the middle of a session.

4. Or worse, you go to say something sexy like “yeah baby spank me like the naughty girl I am” and it comes out in a barely audible croak.

5. The other then says “Sorry I didn’t hear you, what did you say?” and you lose your nerve and say “nevermind, please continue”.

6. You spend the rest of the session banging in silence.

7. You try spanking but one of you doesn’t know your own strength, leading the other to shout “OWWW NOT THAT HARD!”

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8. At the peak moment of sexual tension you realise you need a condom but you cannot find one even though you swear you had it on the bedside table.

9. Or you cannot open the bottle of lube.

10. If you manage to open the bottle of lube, you dispense too much, leaving you both feeling like giant sticky babies.

11. One of you pulls a muscle during a vigorous position and you have to end the session immediately.

12. Or one of you tries something a bit too ambitious, most likely something you saw in a porno once, and it turns out to be physically impossible.

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13. You both think yoga will solve the problem and make a promise to go more. You never do.

14. You try to have a quickie in the morning and just as you’re getting into the mood, one of your alarms go off.

15. The alarm sound, which over time has become emotionally scarring, kills the vibe immediately.

16. You attempt some fooling around in the shower, but one of you slips on some soaps suds.

17. Or the showers sprays you powerfully in the eyes, temporarily blinding you.

18. You quickly dry off and run to the bedroom hoping the moment is not lost. It is.

19. You try dressing up but the outfit is so impractical you can either not get it off, or you can’t see.


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